Well this post is certainly long over due. Now having been back in the UK for seven weeks, so much of our time in Italy is fading in to a sepia-toned memory. So I thought I’d better record our last hoorah before it was forgotten forever.
To conclude our time in Italy we decided to embark on one last adventure. After 18 months in the country we only had a couple of the 20 regions of Italy that we hadn’t been to. (Not bad during covid times!) One of these regions was Le Marche. Now I must admit I’d never heard of Le Marche until I learnt it’s where one of my very good friends is from. It’s a relatively small, unassuming, beautiful gem of a place that is yet to make it on to the mainstream tourist trail. On the East coast of the country, nestled in between Emila Romagna, Umbria and Abruzzo; Le Marche is a region with so much to offer.
Ernest Hemingway once said: ‘It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of the country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.’ And I quite agree! So we plotted a route, packed our saddle bags and set off on our last Italian adventure.

Day 1
Our start point was actually just over the border in Umbria, a small medieval town called Norcia. This is somewhere we had saved on our ‘Want to Go’ list as we learnt it was famous for its food! It didn’t disappoint. We thought it prudent and responsible to make sure we were sufficiently fuelled and hydrated the night before, so only 4 courses and a carafe of wine would suffice in a gorgeous restaurant called the Salsiccia Bar (yes sausage bar!)




Norcia is a magical but moving town in equal measure. In August 2016 this mountainous area of central Italy was struck by an earthquake which was to have a devastating effect. Followed by several more tremors in the following months the town was severely damaged. The walled exterior doesn’t give much away but once inside, the small, narrow streets are made even narrower by the huge amount of scaffolding. In fact it was easier to spot a building which wasn’t clad in scaffolding. It seemed the whole town was being held together by a giant lattice of poles. The once impressive cathedral in the main square just had one side still standing, it’s front facade stood defiantly, if you were to approach from the other side of the piazza it would take some time to realise the rest of the building was missing, like some strange movie set. In true determined Italian style, the locals demonstrated strength in the face of adversity and moved their precious shops selling local produce and quaint gifts to a new site just outside of the walls. Five years on one wonders if the town will ever return to how it was, a place without the constant presence of builders signs, plastic orange fencing and towering scaffolding but for now life goes on in this brave little town.

After a comfortable night at the lovely Casale nel Parco Agriturismo on the edge of town, we loaded our bikes and set off………and went the great distance of 2KM in to town for breakfast! Well we couldn’t start the day without it! Fuelled on chocolate croissants and cappuccinos we did actually start the journey properly and went straight in to a 7 mile long climb! As delicious as the breakfast was, I was slightly concerned I’d be seeing it again! But with the sun starting it’s inevitable, daily ascent in to a bright blue, cloudless sky we soon got in to a rhythm and before long we had the road to ourselves as we left civilisation behind for a little while. The climb went on and on offering panoramic views of the valley floor below until we reached a roundabout joining a busier road which we followed to the top. Here we discovered a tunnel. Not just any tunnel but one with a No Cycling sign. Our hearts sank. After consulting the map and deciding cycling all the way back down, round and up an actual mountain was not going to happen, as the only alternative suggested, we decided to leg it through the tunnel. To begin with it was fine, quiet, no traffic either way, well lit and wide. Then batches of traffic came through from ahead in waves, they started beeping and waving at us, which we soon figured was not out of polite greeting. The tunnel went on and on and on, in fact it was 5km long and we soon discovered what the motorists’ frantic gesticulating was all about. There were traffic lights ahead with half the road blocked off. Oh dear. We now had to make sure we got through before the lights changed the other end. My legs were burning, I couldn’t talk and all I could hear was the blood pounding in my ears as I tried to hang on to the rear wheel of Mr BND as we time trialled our way through. We made it! We felt ecstatic at our achievement but also very foolish for not having sufficiently researched the route. A lesson we won’t be forgetting in a hurry.

The rest of the day was much more sedentary in comparison, but not without adventure! Our route took us through quiet villages nestled in to rocky outcrops, over medieval bridges with babbling streams far below and along roads that were so quiet it seemed other worldly. There was a very sombre moment where we seemed to have entered a post Apocalyptic world. After the tunnel incident, we dropped down to a road that clung to the valley side, obviously once the main thoroughfare it now lay quiet and peaceful thanks to the modern road having built on stilts high above. The quietness soon became slightly eerie, the road condition deteriorated and sections of the surface just dropped off the edge to the valley floor below. Piles of rubble started to appear and the whole area seemed to have the feel of a quarry about it. We rounded a corner and amongst a handful of dilapidated buildings there was a wire fencing adorned with posters of beautiful children’s faces, their innocent eyes looking back at us as we cycled past. It soon became obvious this sad, run down place was once in fact a cute little village that was sadly wiped out in the earthquake of August 2016. Now that sounds like an exaggeration, how can a whole village be wiped out in this day and age? But it was. Whilst researching this sad event since our visit I discovered the whole village of Pescara del Tronto was razed to the ground in 20 seconds. A proud, hilltop village that 100 people called home was gone. As we cycled through we could see the shells of some of the buildings, we saw tiled fire places, staircases leading to nowhere and piles of tangled debris. The village used to flow down the hillside in a maze of pretty rooftops and narrow lanes but now it’s just terraces of bare earth. Using Google streetview which was done before and after you can see the devastation that ripped through the area. The faces we saw were children who lost their lives in this tragedy.


The road beckoned us on though and before long we stopped for a delicious lunch in the bustling town of Ascoli Piceno where we had to push our bikes through the thronging market place which was alive with the sounds and smells of the region. We commented on how nice it was just to ride, to be able to stop where and when we wanted, to not be watching the speed and trying to go as fast as possible everywhere. (The tunnel aside!)
After Ascoli Piceno we left the main road behind and started winding our way up a small valley road, the reason for the lack of traffic soon became apparent when we came across some road works. It looked like they were building a new road in fact. Now when in this situation in the UK, there would be barriers and diversions galore closing the way to pedestrians and cyclists alike. However in Italy no such thing. If there’s a physical way through then you’re welcome to take it. So we dismounted, pushed our bikes through the building site, through piles of what looked like talcum powder but was in fact builders lime (that proved a bit tricky to eradicate), around a digger that was being operated by a chap who didn’t bat an eyelid at two lycra clad tourists in front of him and then on to the blissful, newly laid tarmac that wound it’s way up the valley. Only in Italy! At the top of the climb was a beautiful town called Offida where we stopped for ice cream after a little explore of the windy, cobbled streets.




It was then on to our accomodation for the evening, an agriturismo tucked away off the beaten track, up a sneaky climb that packed quite a punch. With aching legs and lungs fit to burst we turned off the road on to a gravel track (I’m not a fan off the loose stuff so Mr BND left me to have a little meltdown whilst he disappeared in a cloud of dust.) Colle delle Ciglio Agriturismo stood at the end of the meandering gravel track like a welcoming beacon on a hilltop surrounded by rolling fields. We’d survived the first day!





Now I know I shouldn’t really be calling this a bikepacking trip. Before I get inundated with objections from hardcore bikepackers, I must admit that bikepacking is usually fully self-supported and nights are spent in tents or bivvy bags. However, we wanted to end our Italian adventure in style so chose to spend our evenings in a lovely room with running water and a comfy bed. The delicious meal, gorgeous wine and the use of a swimming pool and spa were just the cherry on top!
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